{"id":389,"date":"2012-09-05T08:30:56","date_gmt":"2012-09-05T12:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=389"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:57:14","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:57:14","slug":"your-guinea-pigs-would-ask","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/your-guinea-pigs-would-ask\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Guinea Pigs Would Ask"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" title=\"k-avatar\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>&#8220;You were hunting <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">whales<\/span>?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\">nine minutes by railway<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\">linking his eyeball movements to the computer<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\">You need a tiger<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\">your guinea pigs would<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\">taking a cocktail napkin<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\"><em>Your guinea pigs would<\/em> ask, <em>&#8220;You were hunting <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">whales<\/span>?&#8221;<\/em> their piping voices protesting in unison and three-part harmony. And you&#8217;d reply that it was none of their business and go to your office, <em>nine minutes by railway<\/em> from your dingy garden apartment. On the way, you&#8217;d contemplate what&#8217;s missing in your life. <em>You need a tiger<\/em>, a security tiger with a special implant <em>linking his eyeball movements to the computer<\/em>. He might eat your guinea pigs, for which you would be grateful. You imagine him <em>taking a cocktail napkin<\/em> from the stack on the credenza and daintily blotting his whiskers. No more judgemental guinea pigs. They don&#8217;t know how it was, with those whales.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You were hunting whales?&#8221; nine minutes by railway linking his eyeball movements to the computer You need a tiger your guinea pigs would taking a cocktail napkin Your guinea pigs would ask, &#8220;You were hunting whales?&#8221; their piping voices protesting in unison and three-part harmony. And you&#8217;d reply that it was none of their business [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,311,349,89],"class_list":["post-389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-cat","tag-gonzo","tag-whale"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2084,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions\/2084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}