{"id":3879,"date":"2016-07-04T08:19:01","date_gmt":"2016-07-04T12:19:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3879"},"modified":"2016-11-09T16:37:37","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T21:37:37","slug":"the-warlord-turned-to-his-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-warlord-turned-to-his-daughter\/","title":{"rendered":"The Warlord Turned to His Daughter and Said"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>that\u2019s kind of for your gynecologist<\/li>\n<li>looked vacantly upon the crowd<\/li>\n<li>with the slavish tenacity of a lapdog<\/li>\n<li>bump around awhile<\/li>\n<li>rallied in an instant<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 90<\/strong><b>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The warlord turned to his daughter and said, &#8220;Fleur, replace your doily please. My servants\u00a0will be bringing refreshments in a moment and,&#8221; he waved his hand, &#8220;<em>that&#8217;s kind of for your gynecologist<\/em>.&#8221; He looked at me. &#8220;Or your husband.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fleur replaced her doily in her lap and only then did her father turn off the sappy music. A small parade of teenagers, male and female, dressed in traditional Contrarian garb entered the tent bearing platters\u00a0of honeyed fruit and small casks of wine. Fleur <em>looked vacantly upon the crowd<\/em> of servers while they gazed at her <em>with the slavish tenacity of a lapdog<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The warlord clapped his hands and the teens all filed out of the tent. Before following them, Fleur&#8217;s father said, &#8220;You two have a little snack, and then<em> bump around awhile<\/em>.\u00a0The next Question and Answer session will be conducted by Isolde.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Isolde! At the thought of my nubile sister-in-law, my flagging genitals <em>rallied in an instant<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>that\u2019s kind of for your gynecologist looked vacantly upon the crowd with the slavish tenacity of a lapdog bump around awhile rallied in an instant Tune in next time part 90\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Click Here for Earlier Installments The warlord turned to his daughter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,444,342,403],"class_list":["post-3879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-doily","tag-food","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3879"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4333,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3879\/revisions\/4333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}