{"id":3863,"date":"2016-06-27T08:20:24","date_gmt":"2016-06-27T12:20:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3863"},"modified":"2016-11-09T16:38:13","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T21:38:13","slug":"fleurs-next-question-was-easy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/fleurs-next-question-was-easy\/","title":{"rendered":"Fleur&#8217;s Next Question Was Easy"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>argue about the size of each other&#8217;s genitals<\/li>\n<li>planning to get married<\/li>\n<li>they hide behind trees<\/li>\n<li>have escaped unscathed<\/li>\n<li>that&#8217;s the name of the game<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Tune in next time part 88<\/b><b>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fleur&#8217;s next question was easy, but <em>that&#8217;s the name of the game<\/em> with Contrarian tribal customs. The women always get the easy questions, but few men <em>have escaped unscathed<\/em> from these mating rites. Fleur once told me about a splinter faction of young tribesmen who rejected all of the formal questioning and ceremonial garb. <em>They hide behind trees<\/em> and waylay anyone who looks like they are <em>planning to get married<\/em> to try to talk them out of it.<\/p>\n<p>My thoughts were interrupted by Fleur&#8217;s father. He posed my final question of this round, an easy one I had no trouble answering correctly. The warlord must be anxious to move on. I wondered what he had planned.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is the Contrarian Year of the Monkey,&#8221; he announced. &#8220;That means it is time for you lovebirds to <em>argue about the size of each other&#8217;s genitals<\/em>. Do so loudly please, so that everyone can hear.&#8221; He exited through the tent flap with his bodyguards, leaving me alone with Fleur and her devilish grin.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>argue about the size of each other&#8217;s genitals planning to get married they hide behind trees have escaped unscathed that&#8217;s the name of the game Tune in next time part 88\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Click Here for Earlier Installments Fleur&#8217;s next question was easy, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[91,122,403],"class_list":["post-3863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-monkey","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3863"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4335,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3863\/revisions\/4335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}