{"id":386,"date":"2012-09-03T08:29:39","date_gmt":"2012-09-03T12:29:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=386"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:57:22","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:57:22","slug":"you-terwilliger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/you-terwilliger\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;You Terwilliger?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" title=\"j-avatar\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the minister started to protest<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\">You Terwilliger?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\">a skull with candy lettering<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\">a tapestry of golden bees<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\">jerked the boy upward<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\">an alien tongue<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">&#8220;<em>You Terwilliger?<\/em>&#8221; the burly man demanded.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>The minister started to protest<\/em> that he was not, in fact, Terwilliger, but then he realized that the burly man was not talking to him. The minister turned his attention and saw a teenage boy standing behind him in line, clutching <em>a skull with candy lettering<\/em> that read something unintelligible in <em>an alien tongue<\/em>. On his chin <em>a tapestry of golden bees<\/em> formed the beard that puberty had not yet provided.<\/p>\n<p>The burly man <em>jerked the boy upward<\/em>, scattering the bee beard into an angry cloud.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The boss has been waiting for that,&#8221; the burly man said, indicating the decorated skull and dragging the boy inside the nightclub.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the minister started to protest You Terwilliger? a skull with candy lettering a tapestry of golden bees jerked the boy upward an alien tongue &#8220;You Terwilliger?&#8221; the burly man demanded. The minister started to protest that he was not, in fact, Terwilliger, but then he realized that the burly man was not talking to him. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,309,81,159],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-religion","tag-skull","tag-stinging-insect"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2085,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions\/2085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}