{"id":3830,"date":"2016-06-13T08:17:41","date_gmt":"2016-06-13T12:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3830"},"modified":"2016-11-09T16:39:32","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T21:39:32","slug":"as-dictated-by-the-cusoms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/as-dictated-by-the-cusoms\/","title":{"rendered":"As Dictated By the Customs of Her Clan"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the sciences which keep men alive<\/li>\n<li>producing a special voice for the occasion<\/li>\n<li>wrist and knee<\/li>\n<li>expression of the most abject and hopeless misery<\/li>\n<li>the organic kind<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part\u00a084<\/strong><b>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>As dictated\u00a0by the customs of her\u00a0clan, Fleur chanted\u00a0passages from an ancient scroll\u00a0entitled <em>The Sciences Which Keep Men Alive<\/em> while I made love to her, <em>producing a special voice for the occasion<\/em>. I\u00a0concentrated my caresses on\u00a0her left <em>wrist and knee<\/em> to increase our chances of producing a male heir. Neither of us wanted to face the <em>expression of the most abject and hopeless misery<\/em> her father would wear if a girl were born instead. It did not bear thinking of. Existential misery made him dangerous.<\/p>\n<p>Soon our tent was filled with <em>the organic kind<\/em> of scent that comes from vigorous sex in hot climates. Fleur sighed happily and rang the gong. We barely had time to cover ourselves with the ritualistic doilies before her father strode in, flanked by his bodyguards.<\/p>\n<p>The post-coital question and answer period was my least favorite part of this entire weeklong ceremony.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the sciences which keep men alive producing a special voice for the occasion wrist and knee expression of the most abject and hopeless misery the organic kind Tune in next time part\u00a084\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Click Here for Earlier Installments As dictated\u00a0by the customs of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,341,444,182,71,403],"class_list":["post-3830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clothes","tag-doily","tag-sex","tag-spouse","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3830"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4339,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3830\/revisions\/4339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}