{"id":3816,"date":"2016-06-08T08:11:06","date_gmt":"2016-06-08T12:11:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3816"},"modified":"2016-11-09T16:39:55","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T21:39:55","slug":"fleurs-attire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/fleurs-attire\/","title":{"rendered":"Fleur&#8217;s Attire"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>someone other than Mother Nature<\/li>\n<li>she&#8217;s not your typical Russian.<\/li>\n<li>quantify my luck<\/li>\n<li>took a large pinch of snuff<\/li>\n<li>sleep through a blizzard<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part\u00a083<\/strong><b>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fleur&#8217;s attire\u00a0was as elaborate as mine, and considerably heavier. The dense brocaded fabric once allowed her to <em>sleep through a blizzard<\/em> when our tent blew away in the mountains. That year was memorable, but this promised to be a new high-water mark.<\/p>\n<p>I unraveled the complex laces of her jodhpurs, reciting the proper chant. When I got to her belt I <em>took a large pinch of snuff<\/em> from\u00a0its hidden compartment. When I sneezed\u00a0onto her sleeve I created a speckled pattern to divine our procreative chances, to <em>quantify my luck<\/em> as a father as it were.<\/p>\n<p>But my mind was still on Svetlana. She&#8217;s not your typical woman, and <em>she&#8217;s not your typical Russian<\/em>. Was her claim valid? How could she be so sure, unless she consulted with <em>someone other than Mother Nature<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I blew a fanfare on each of the six pennywhistles sewn into Feur&#8217;s bodice. It was time.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>someone other than Mother Nature she&#8217;s not your typical Russian. quantify my luck took a large pinch of snuff sleep through a blizzard Tune in next time part\u00a083\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Click Here for Earlier Installments Fleur&#8217;s attire\u00a0was as elaborate as mine, and considerably heavier. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,341,440,403],"class_list":["post-3816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clothes","tag-pennywhistle","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3816"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4340,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3816\/revisions\/4340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}