{"id":343,"date":"2012-08-20T08:18:02","date_gmt":"2012-08-20T12:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=343"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:59:33","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:59:33","slug":"who-undergoes-a-miraculous-transformation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/who-undergoes-a-miraculous-transformation\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Undergoes A Miraculous Transformation"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" style=\"color: #444444; font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; line-height: 1.5; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; cursor: default; margin-top: 4px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 24px; display: inline; max-width: 100%; height: auto; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"j-avatar\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>&#8220;My God!&#8221; Emilio Salvatore protested<\/li>\n<li>wiped his hands on a towel<\/li>\n<li>undergoes a miraculous transformation<\/li>\n<li>first sensible thing you&#8217;ve said today<\/li>\n<li>some submarine convulsion<\/li>\n<li>electrical engineers, artists, orthopedic surgeons<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span>&#8220;Who <em>undergoes a miraculous transformation<\/em> every week, anyway? Not <em>electrical engineers, artists, orthopedic surgeons<\/em>&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;My God!&#8221; Emilio Salvatore protested<\/em> loudly. &#8220;My God does!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Emily&#8217;s face underwent <em>some submarine convulsion<\/em> as she stared at Emilio.<\/p>\n<p><span>&#8220;That&#8217;s the <em>first sensible <span>thing<\/span> you&#8217;ve said today<\/em>,&#8221; spat Emilio as he <em>wiped his hands on a towel<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t say anything!&#8221; Emily said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Exactly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;My God!&#8221; Emilio Salvatore protested wiped his hands on a towel undergoes a miraculous transformation first sensible thing you&#8217;ve said today some submarine convulsion electrical engineers, artists, orthopedic surgeons &#8220;Who undergoes a miraculous transformation every week, anyway? Not electrical engineers, artists, orthopedic surgeons&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;My God!&#8221; Emilio Salvatore protested loudly. &#8220;My God does!&#8221; Emily&#8217;s face underwent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[309,71],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-religion","tag-spouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2098,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions\/2098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}