{"id":3362,"date":"2015-11-30T08:08:27","date_gmt":"2015-11-30T13:08:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3362"},"modified":"2016-11-09T14:35:42","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T19:35:42","slug":"i-remained-in-the-brig-for-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-remained-in-the-brig-for-days\/","title":{"rendered":"I Remained in the Brig for Days"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>ringing of church bells<\/li>\n<li>until the helicopter came<\/li>\n<li>a very pretty demonstration<\/li>\n<li>for it is poisoned<\/li>\n<li>decorated with curtains of a saffron hue<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune In Next Time Part 30<\/strong><b>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I remained in the brig for days. During that time I saw no one, not a single pirate, ninja, or mime.\u00a0I ate so much cotton candy I began to hallucinate that my prison was a small cottage <em>decorated with curtains of a saffron hue<\/em>, and filled with the sound of the <em>ringing of church bells<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>As my stupor ebbed away, I said out loud, &#8220;Don&#8217;t be fooled. This is\u00a0<em>a very pretty demonstration<\/em> of the effects of iocaine\u00a0poisoning, <em>for it is poisoned<\/em> cotton candy,\u00a0of course. Poisoned by the duplicitous Jorgensen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I repeated the phrase over and over <em>until the helicopter came<\/em> and I failed to hear any footsteps on the deck above my head. That could mean only one thing: the ninja envoys had arrived. Would Tessa be with them? Would John? Would Heinrich?<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ringing of church bells until the helicopter came a very pretty demonstration for it is poisoned decorated with curtains of a saffron hue Tune In Next Time Part 30\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Click Here for Earlier Installments I remained in the brig for days. During [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[357,342,417,116,403],"class_list":["post-3362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-boat","tag-food","tag-helicopter","tag-ninja","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3362"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4266,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3362\/revisions\/4266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}