{"id":3361,"date":"2015-12-02T08:08:25","date_gmt":"2015-12-02T13:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3361"},"modified":"2024-03-12T21:41:40","modified_gmt":"2024-03-13T01:41:40","slug":"a-rope-ladder-swung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/a-rope-ladder-swung\/","title":{"rendered":"A Rope Ladder Swung"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>see his brain whirl<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Are you saying I&#8217;ve grown fat?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>felt as though you were in an ice bath for a millisecond<\/li>\n<li>that zipped on the sides<\/li>\n<li>in his room, planning his revenge<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune In Next Time Part 31<\/strong><b>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A rope ladder swung before me, the lowest rung knocking me in the face. The helicopter hovered high over the ship, paying out a very long ladder so it could stay clear of the masts. With great effort I hooked an elbow over one rung and placed my feet on another.<\/p>\n<p>The chopper climbed, pulling me upwards. At the hatchway, I got stuck momentarily until I exhaled. Then I was yanked free and the helicopter sped off, reeling me in gradually as it flew, giving me ample time to wonder who it was that rescued me.<\/p>\n<p>Mitzy. I should have known she&#8217;d put in an appearance eventually. She stood in the open doorway of the helicopter wearing sequined overalls <em>that zipped on the sides<\/em>. As she guided my exhausted body into the compartment she said, &#8220;You weren&#8217;t stuck for long, but the surprise <em>felt as though you were in an ice bath for a millisecond<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Are you saying I&#8217;ve grown fat?&#8221;<\/em> I demanded. &#8220;There was nothing there but cotton candy &#8212; poisoned cotton candy &#8212; what was I supposed to do? I&#8217;m starving as it is.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mitzy&#8217;s worst habit, among many irritating tendencies, was speaking about people rather than to them. She said, &#8220;Soon he is <em>in his room, planning his revenge<\/em>. I can <em>see his brain whirl<\/em>, spinning fantastic torments for his enemies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mitzy, I just want a shower and a stiff drink, in that order.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Where was she taking me? What happened to Jorgensen&#8217;s crew? 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