{"id":3329,"date":"2015-11-18T08:30:34","date_gmt":"2015-11-18T13:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3329"},"modified":"2016-11-09T14:36:43","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T19:36:43","slug":"the-bikini-clad-womans-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-bikini-clad-womans-eyes\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bikini-Clad Woman&#8217;s Eyes"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>we now must say goodbye<\/li>\n<li>had kept his word<\/li>\n<li>large, surgically enhanced breasts<\/li>\n<li>stretched across a cartilaginous scaffolding<\/li>\n<li>fluffed the pillow<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune In Next Time Part 27<\/strong><b>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The bikini-clad woman&#8217;s eyes forgot me the moment they strayed to more appealing scenery. Mine, meanwhile, forgot to stop staring at her. She didn&#8217;t seem to mind, because it seemed she didn&#8217;t notice. She cocked her head to one side, her gaze riveted to the horizon far out to sea.<\/p>\n<p>I turned to find out what had her so preoccupied. It was a tall ship, a\u00a0three-masted frigate. It was too distant to make out the colors it flew, but in light of all else that had happened I knew it could mean only one thing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m afraid <em>we now must say goodbye<\/em> to the ocean,&#8221; I told the woman in the two-piece. The ship was approaching fast, making me more certain every second that I knew what vessel it was. If Heinrich <em>had kept his word<\/em> this wouldn&#8217;t be happening, or if Jorgensen hadn&#8217;t kept his.<\/p>\n<p>She crossed her arms beneath her <em>large, surgically enhanced breasts<\/em> and raised one eyebrow at me. The skin around her eye was unnaturally thin, and <em>stretched across a cartilaginous scaffolding<\/em>. The eye itself was glass. &#8220;But then I&#8217;d miss my ride,&#8221; she lilted. &#8220;I hope Captain Jorgensen warmed my bunk for me, or at least <em>fluffed the pillow<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dammit. As if things weren&#8217;t complicated enough, I was about to be shanghaied by the pirate-ninja alliance.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>we now must say goodbye had kept his word large, surgically enhanced breasts stretched across a cartilaginous scaffolding fluffed the pillow Tune In Next Time Part 27\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Click Here for Earlier Installments The bikini-clad woman&#8217;s eyes forgot me the moment they strayed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,116,110,403],"class_list":["post-3329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-ninja","tag-pirate","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3329"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4269,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3329\/revisions\/4269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}