{"id":3218,"date":"2015-09-28T08:20:59","date_gmt":"2015-09-28T12:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3218"},"modified":"2016-11-09T14:29:50","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T19:29:50","slug":"those-erotic-hiccups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/those-erotic-hiccups\/","title":{"rendered":"Those Erotic Hiccups"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>(yeah, I sleep naked at home &#8212; so what?)<\/li>\n<li>&#8212; the matter is laid before me<\/li>\n<li>probably some electric phenomenon<\/li>\n<li>wearing a multi-layered chiffon skirt<\/li>\n<li>walk a poodle along the East River<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune In Next Time Part 14<\/strong><b>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Those erotic hiccups, <em>probably some electric phenomenon<\/em>\u00a0in her brain\u00a0caused by\u00a0the time Tessa got a shock while we were doing it in a tank of electric eels, were a huge distraction. I tried to block the thoughts of our aquarium escapade, only to have them replaced by memories of the time the electric blanket shorted out during one of our sweatier encounters. That time Tessa had been <em>wearing a multi-layered chiffon skirt,<\/em>\u00a0I had been naked <em>(yeah, I sleep naked at home &#8212; so what?) <\/em>and we both got quite a jolt.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hic!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hold the wheel steady, Tessa, I need to close my eyes for a minute.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;O-hic!-kay&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I had to meditate\u00a0on the plan. I turned on cruise control to maintain our 5 mph speed. As soon as Tessa had the steering wheel I dropped my hands to my knees in the Gyan Mudra pose and boom <em>&#8212; the matter is laid before me<\/em> in perfect clarity. I can see around all the corners, anticipate every potential pitfall, predict John&#8217;s most likely actions.<\/p>\n<p>I held\u00a0my thoughts in order and slowly opened my eyes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The first thing we need\u00a0to do,&#8221; I said to Tessa, &#8220;is make John\u00a0<em>walk a poodle along the East River<\/em>, if you know what I mean.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(yeah, I sleep naked at home &#8212; so what?) &#8212; the matter is laid before me probably some electric phenomenon wearing a multi-layered chiffon skirt walk a poodle along the East River Tune In Next Time Part 14\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Click Here for Earlier [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[35,403],"class_list":["post-3218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-if-you-know-what-i-mean","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3218"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4259,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3218\/revisions\/4259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}