{"id":3212,"date":"2015-09-21T08:11:16","date_gmt":"2015-09-21T12:11:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3212"},"modified":"2015-09-21T12:31:19","modified_gmt":"2015-09-21T16:31:19","slug":"kanye-can-see-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/kanye-can-see-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Kanye Can See Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>see things we mortals cannot<\/li>\n<li>I spat at her<\/li>\n<li>not, however, universally popular among actual rappers<\/li>\n<li>Officious little prick.<\/li>\n<li>not a significant source of riboflavin<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Kanye can <em>see things we mortals cannot<\/em>,&#8221;<em> I spat at her<\/em>, &#8220;and according to him Wild Puma\u00a0energy drink\u00a0is <em>not a significant source of riboflavin<\/em>. It may be\u00a0popular with teenagers, it is <em>not, however, universally popular among actual rappers<\/em> because <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">they<\/span> listen to Kanye. And that is why I refuse to stock it in my store.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Wild Puma sales rep sneered at me. &#8220;<em>Officious little prick.<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>see things we mortals cannot I spat at her not, however, universally popular among actual rappers Officious little prick. not a significant source of riboflavin &#8220;Kanye can see things we mortals cannot,&#8221; I spat at her, &#8220;and according to him Wild Puma\u00a0energy drink\u00a0is not a significant source of riboflavin. It may be\u00a0popular with teenagers, it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[342],"class_list":["post-3212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3212"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3223,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3212\/revisions\/3223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}