{"id":3153,"date":"2015-08-24T08:17:03","date_gmt":"2015-08-24T12:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3153"},"modified":"2015-08-21T22:52:42","modified_gmt":"2015-08-22T02:52:42","slug":"in-the-utility-tunnels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/in-the-utility-tunnels\/","title":{"rendered":"In The Utility Tunnels"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>ranged themselves in front of a small apple tree<\/li>\n<li>flying swiftly and steadily<\/li>\n<li>ended up eating mostly side dishes<\/li>\n<li>very intricate evolutions<\/li>\n<li>an abandoned bomb shelter deep beneath the city<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>In the\u00a0utility tunnels that emerge from <em>an abandoned bomb shelter deep beneath the city<\/em> lives a strange race of creatures that, before radiation caused <em>very intricate evolutions<\/em> in their DNA, were once the sort of lower-teir relatives who <em>ended up eating mostly side dishes<\/em> at Thanksgiving because they lacked the nimbleness and fortitude that led to their dominant cousins <em>flying swiftly and steadily<\/em> up the buffet line, gorging themselves on the turkey and the various pies, and when these creatures finally found their way to the surface they <em>ranged themselves in front of a small apple tree<\/em> and scratched their heads, for they had never seen its like before.<\/p>\n<p>double bonus points for using them in reverse order in one sentence<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ranged themselves in front of a small apple tree flying swiftly and steadily ended up eating mostly side dishes very intricate evolutions an abandoned bomb shelter deep beneath the city In the\u00a0utility tunnels that emerge from an abandoned bomb shelter deep beneath the city lives a strange race of creatures that, before radiation caused very [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,339,342],"class_list":["post-3153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-creature","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3153"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3155,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3153\/revisions\/3155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}