{"id":314,"date":"2012-08-13T08:05:12","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T12:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=314"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:59:06","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:59:06","slug":"richard-took-off-his-t-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/richard-took-off-his-t-shirt\/","title":{"rendered":"Richard Took Off His T-Shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" title=\"j-avatar\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>like you&#8217;ve poured ink on your head<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">his eyes were pure chocolate<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">tried to cut his own hands off?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">in the car with the baby wipes<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">Richard took off his t-shirt<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">flashed a self-deprecating smile<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Richard took off his t-shirt<\/em> and <em>flashed a self-deprecating smile<\/em> as he flexed his impressive pecs in time to the pulsating dance music. His hair was the distinctive blue-black that looks<em> like you&#8217;ve poured ink on your head<\/em> in an attempt to look like Elvis. <em>His eyes were pure chocolate<\/em> chip cookies of lust. Sally decided right then and there that she wanted to screw him, out in the parking lot <em>in the car with\u00a0the baby wipes<\/em> and <span>juice<\/span> boxes, and all the other symbols of her suburbanized domesticity. Sally knew it was sinful to do what she was thinking of doing with Richard while her husband Cliff was in the hospital, but she wasn&#8217;t sure she wanted to be married to Cliff\u00a0anymore. Who would want to be married to a man who, when asked to help with\u00a0the dishes, <em>tried to cut his own hands off?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sally smiled and took Richard&#8217;s intact hand, leading him out of the club.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>like you&#8217;ve poured ink on your head his eyes were pure chocolate tried to cut his own hands off? in the car with the baby wipes Richard took off his t-shirt flashed a self-deprecating smile Richard took off his t-shirt and flashed a self-deprecating smile as he flexed his impressive pecs in time to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[341,279,342,182,307,71],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-clothes","tag-dance","tag-food","tag-sex","tag-sin","tag-spouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2096,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions\/2096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}