{"id":3130,"date":"2015-08-26T08:11:15","date_gmt":"2015-08-26T12:11:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3130"},"modified":"2015-08-15T22:07:47","modified_gmt":"2015-08-16T02:07:47","slug":"it-was-a-muggy-august-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/it-was-a-muggy-august-night\/","title":{"rendered":"It Was a Muggy August Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>she&#8217;s not your typical Russian.<\/li>\n<li>fishing on the banks of a river in Delaware<\/li>\n<li>flitted from the gloom into the light<\/li>\n<li>use Pavlovian conditioning for sex<\/li>\n<li>large enough for a man to pass through<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It was a muggy August night much like tonight when I was <em>fishing on the banks of a river in Delaware<\/em> and she <em>flitted from the gloom into the light<\/em> of my lantern, showing me a smile like a croc and a tunnel in the riverbank <em>large enough for a man to pass through,<\/em>\u00a0which\u00a0led to her den, where she taught me how to <em>use Pavlovian conditioning for sex<\/em>, and that&#8217;s why I disagree with anyone who says <em>she&#8217;s not your typical Russian<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them all in one sentence<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>she&#8217;s not your typical Russian. fishing on the banks of a river in Delaware flitted from the gloom into the light use Pavlovian conditioning for sex large enough for a man to pass through It was a muggy August night much like tonight when I was fishing on the banks of a river in Delaware [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,182],"class_list":["post-3130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3130"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3142,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3130\/revisions\/3142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}