{"id":3111,"date":"2015-08-19T08:06:32","date_gmt":"2015-08-19T12:06:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3111"},"modified":"2022-09-09T22:11:21","modified_gmt":"2022-09-10T02:11:21","slug":"haus-of-haunted-smellz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/haus-of-haunted-smellz\/","title":{"rendered":"Haus of Haunted Smellz"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>bitten by a green lizard<\/li>\n<li>just take rotten eggs<\/li>\n<li>if you don&#8217;t want to cry today<\/li>\n<li>painstakingly coded virtual replicas<\/li>\n<li>no better than a haunted house<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Video Game Review:\u00a0<b>Haus of Haunted Smellz<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>If you don&#8217;t want to cry today<\/i>, don&#8217;t spend any money on this game. There&#8217;s not much to it, and it&#8217;s lame. You\u00a0<i>just take rotten eggs<\/i>, well,\u00a0<i>painstakingly coded virtual replicas<\/i>\u00a0of rotten eggs, and throw them at things. The setting is supposed to be creeptastic, but it&#8217;s\u00a0<i>no better than a haunted house<\/i>\u00a0in the kiddie section of a milquetoast theme park. The ghouls in the mansion are easy to evade, but getting to level two without being\u00a0<i>bitten by a green lizard<\/i>\u00a0&#8212; which sends you back to the start &#8212; is nearly impossible.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bitten by a green lizard just take rotten eggs if you don&#8217;t want to cry today painstakingly coded virtual replicas no better than a haunted house Video Game Review:\u00a0Haus of Haunted Smellz If you don&#8217;t want to cry today, don&#8217;t spend any money on this game. There&#8217;s not much to it, and it&#8217;s lame. You\u00a0just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335],"class_list":["post-3111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3112,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3111\/revisions\/3112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}