{"id":3105,"date":"2015-08-10T08:17:27","date_gmt":"2015-08-10T12:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3105"},"modified":"2016-11-09T14:24:21","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T19:24:21","slug":"first-an-ocean-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/first-an-ocean-swim\/","title":{"rendered":"First an Ocean Swim"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>gross little brine-loogies<\/li>\n<li>despite the morning&#8217;s embarrassment<\/li>\n<li>wearing sloppy clothes and tennis shoes<\/li>\n<li>breathless from her bootyshaking<\/li>\n<li>many strange and fanciful masks<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune In Next Time Part 6<\/strong><b>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>First an ocean swim while chained to cinderblocks, then a ride on a child&#8217;s bicycle, and now running up stairs, I thought as I took the steps\u00a0two at a time, heaving for breath and coughing up <em>gross little brine-loogies<\/em>. It&#8217;s like some sort of triathlon\u00a0of the absurd.<\/p>\n<p>Two floors below I heard John enter the stairwell, and <em>despite the morning&#8217;s embarrassment<\/em> that led to this evening&#8217;s murder attempts I was glad to have him around. Even <em>wearing sloppy clothes and tennis shoes<\/em> saturated with seawater he was an intimidating guy, and I thought that the two of us working together might be able to defeat Tessa. If we got really lucky. And if John didn&#8217;t betray me again.<\/p>\n<p>I got to the fifth floor and pushed through the fire door into some sort of rave. A gorgeous woman in silver body paint stood on stage, <em>breathless from her bootyshaking<\/em>, and the people in the crowd wore\u00a0<em>many strange and fanciful masks<\/em>. I pushed through the throng, John hot on my heels, looking for Tessa. She had to be here somewhere. The secret compartment that was her ultimate goal was hidden under the floor.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gross little brine-loogies despite the morning&#8217;s embarrassment wearing sloppy clothes and tennis shoes breathless from her bootyshaking many strange and fanciful masks Tune In Next Time Part 6\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments First an ocean swim while chained to cinderblocks, then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[279,301,346,403],"class_list":["post-3105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-dance","tag-silver-body-paint","tag-sports","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3105"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4254,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3105\/revisions\/4254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}