{"id":3060,"date":"2015-07-29T08:15:42","date_gmt":"2015-07-29T12:15:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3060"},"modified":"2015-07-26T20:19:01","modified_gmt":"2015-07-27T00:19:01","slug":"my-brother-looks-like-he-escaped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/my-brother-looks-like-he-escaped\/","title":{"rendered":"My Brother Looks Like He Escaped"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>your pisspot world&#8217;s sidereal shenanigans<\/li>\n<li>Victory.<\/li>\n<li>from a roadside zoo in Florida<\/li>\n<li>governmental-seeming buildings<\/li>\n<li>ten mile hike with a full backpack<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>My brother looks like he escaped <em>from a roadside zoo in Florida<\/em>, but it was actually a lab out in the desert someplace. No roads to it at all, just an airstrip and some <em>governmental-seeming buildings<\/em> and a whole lotta hot, gritty wind. My brother showed up there after a <em>ten mile hike with a full backpack<\/em>, thinking they&#8217;d offer him a job. Instead they put him in a cage. It didn&#8217;t hold him, of course. He even got his backpack back. <em>Victory.<\/em> Anyway, you&#8217;re lucky you didn&#8217;t put a scratch on either of us, because our mom gets pissed. She&#8217;d show up in the Obliteron and deorbit this sorry little rock, thus putting an end to <em>your pisspot world&#8217;s sidereal shenanigans<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>your pisspot world&#8217;s sidereal shenanigans Victory. from a roadside zoo in Florida governmental-seeming buildings ten mile hike with a full backpack My brother looks like he escaped from a roadside zoo in Florida, but it was actually a lab out in the desert someplace. No roads to it at all, just an airstrip and some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[42,271],"class_list":["post-3060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-alien","tag-scifi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3060"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3081,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3060\/revisions\/3081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}