{"id":3042,"date":"2015-07-13T08:12:18","date_gmt":"2015-07-13T12:12:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3042"},"modified":"2015-07-11T15:37:23","modified_gmt":"2015-07-11T19:37:23","slug":"i-dont-know-where-you-get-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-dont-know-where-you-get-off\/","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Know Where You Get Off"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>your conventional seventy-hour workweek<\/li>\n<li>a garbage bag full of assorted sweatpants<\/li>\n<li>swinging your hips<\/li>\n<li>cooking is a perpetual source of evaporation and dampness<\/li>\n<li>plenty of caterers have used them<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know where you get off <em>swinging your hips<\/em> and wagging your finger at me. So you found <em>a\u00a0garbage bag full of assorted sweatpants<\/em> in the kitchen. What of it? <em>Plenty of caterers have used them<\/em>\u00a0to sop up spills and wipe brows and underarms. <em>Cooking is a perpetual source of evaporation and dampness<\/em>, for both the kitchen and those who toil in her steamy belly. Perhaps <em>your conventional seventy-hour workweek<\/em> leaves you fresh as a daisy, but we caterers suffer in the swamp for our art, the art that fills your bellies.<\/p>\n<p>Did I ever tell you that I once won on Iron Chef?<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>your conventional seventy-hour workweek a garbage bag full of assorted sweatpants swinging your hips cooking is a perpetual source of evaporation and dampness plenty of caterers have used them I don&#8217;t know where you get off swinging your hips and wagging your finger at me. So you found a\u00a0garbage bag full of assorted sweatpants in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[341,342,258],"class_list":["post-3042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-clothes","tag-food","tag-swamp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3042"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3046,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3042\/revisions\/3046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}