{"id":3041,"date":"2015-07-15T08:10:28","date_gmt":"2015-07-15T12:10:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3041"},"modified":"2015-07-11T15:50:59","modified_gmt":"2015-07-11T19:50:59","slug":"the-cuisine-of-my-homeland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-cuisine-of-my-homeland\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cuisine of My Homeland"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>throws sufficient light into the deep darkness<\/li>\n<li>took you long enough<\/li>\n<li>Indeed, the brains of anteaters<\/li>\n<li>four years later I was born<\/li>\n<li>I admit, this got me a little teary-eyed<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The cuisine of my homeland is most unusual. <em>Indeed, the brains of anteaters<\/em> are among the less-outrageous staple ingredients. Traditional kitchens are located underground, and slithering down the muddy tunnel entrance <em>took you long enough<\/em> to work up the necessary appetite. Electricity isn&#8217;t allowed, but the bioluminescent fungus <em>throws sufficient light into the deep darkness<\/em>. Ah, the heady stench of mother&#8217;s stew, I hadn&#8217;t thought about it in so long. <em>I admit, this got me a little teary-eyed<\/em>, recounting these details to you. The most important thing to remember when cooking was not to use\u00a0excessive amounts of wasp venom. Mother ignored this advice once and added three nests&#8217; worth to her cake frosting, and <em>four years later I was born<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>throws sufficient light into the deep darkness took you long enough Indeed, the brains of anteaters four years later I was born I admit, this got me a little teary-eyed The cuisine of my homeland is most unusual. Indeed, the brains of anteaters are among the less-outrageous staple ingredients. Traditional kitchens are located underground, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[342,349],"class_list":["post-3041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-food","tag-gonzo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3041"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3041\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3053,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3041\/revisions\/3053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}