{"id":3028,"date":"2015-07-06T08:14:53","date_gmt":"2015-07-06T12:14:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=3028"},"modified":"2015-07-05T14:37:03","modified_gmt":"2015-07-05T18:37:03","slug":"uberslut666","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/uberslut666\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00dcberslut666"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>mummified in a sitting position<\/li>\n<li>broadcasting their raw footage<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d vote to set her adrift<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;online BFF&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>lunged forward upon his face<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u00dcberslut666 was my<em> &#8220;online BFF&#8221;<\/em> for, like, three whole months, but then yesterday I tuned into her cam feed and saw her having sex\u00a0with my &#8220;online boyfriend,&#8221; just <em>broadcasting their raw footage<\/em> for everyone to see, and, like, she <em>lunged forward upon his face<\/em> and everything, and it was soooo embarrassing, and if it were up to me <em>I&#8217;d vote to set her adrift<\/em> on an ice floe and let her turn into an ice mummy, only her berg would be so small she&#8217;d be <em>mummified in a sitting position<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in one sentence<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mummified in a sitting position broadcasting their raw footage I&#8217;d vote to set her adrift &#8220;online BFF&#8221; lunged forward upon his face \u00dcberslut666 was my &#8220;online BFF&#8221; for, like, three whole months, but then yesterday I tuned into her cam feed and saw her having sex\u00a0with my &#8220;online boyfriend,&#8221; just broadcasting their raw footage for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,182],"class_list":["post-3028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3028"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3028\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3030,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3028\/revisions\/3030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}