{"id":2977,"date":"2015-06-17T08:22:53","date_gmt":"2015-06-17T12:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2977"},"modified":"2015-06-13T15:26:19","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T19:26:19","slug":"we-are-certain-the-contaminant-is-biological","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/we-are-certain-the-contaminant-is-biological\/","title":{"rendered":"We Are Certain The Contaminant is Biological"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>is biological in nature<\/li>\n<li>the gentleman bowed<\/li>\n<li>indicated the formation of the first crystals<\/li>\n<li>certain dark and dirty chambers<\/li>\n<li>but the Impala is a spacious automobile<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;We are certain the contaminant <em>is biological in nature<\/em>,&#8221; I was\u00a0advised, and <em>the gentleman bowed<\/em> as he told me\u00a0the news and <em>indicated the formation of the first crystals<\/em> in <em>certain dark and dirty chambers<\/em> of the passenger compartment, &#8220;and, we fear, quite virulent,&#8221; the dapper mechanic went on, &#8220;<em>but the Impala is a spacious automobile<\/em>, so just stay out of the affected zones and you&#8217;ll be fine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bonus points for using them in one sentence, <em>and\u00a0<\/em>in order!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>is biological in nature the gentleman bowed indicated the formation of the first crystals certain dark and dirty chambers but the Impala is a spacious automobile &#8220;We are certain the contaminant is biological in nature,&#8221; I was\u00a0advised, and the gentleman bowed as he told me\u00a0the news and indicated the formation of the first crystals in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[91,385,23],"class_list":["post-2977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-car","tag-manservant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2977"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2980,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2977\/revisions\/2980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}