{"id":2962,"date":"2015-06-08T09:34:38","date_gmt":"2015-06-08T13:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2962"},"modified":"2015-06-08T09:36:03","modified_gmt":"2015-06-08T13:36:03","slug":"as-the-butler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/as-the-butler\/","title":{"rendered":"As the Butler"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>only marginally shorter than the average man<\/li>\n<li>he hissed<\/li>\n<li>came from the heart and\u00a0not from the lips<\/li>\n<li>the butler put my cloak<\/li>\n<li>I know you may be skeptical<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As<em> the butler put my cloak<\/em> in the closet <em>he hissed<\/em>, &#8220;<em>I know you may be skeptical<\/em>, but I am <em>only marginally shorter than the average man<\/em>,&#8221;\u00a0but the sound <em>came from the heart and not from the lips<\/em>, for there is no way to truly hiss a phrase with so few sibilant sounds in it.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them all in one sentence!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>only marginally shorter than the average man he hissed came from the heart and\u00a0not from the lips the butler put my cloak I know you may be skeptical As the butler put my cloak in the closet he hissed, &#8220;I know you may be skeptical, but I am only marginally shorter than the average man,&#8221;\u00a0but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,341,23],"class_list":["post-2962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clothes","tag-manservant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2962"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2964,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2962\/revisions\/2964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}