{"id":2919,"date":"2015-06-01T08:16:17","date_gmt":"2015-06-01T12:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2919"},"modified":"2015-05-31T22:09:41","modified_gmt":"2015-06-01T02:09:41","slug":"aureliano-is-really-quite-masculine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/aureliano-is-really-quite-masculine\/","title":{"rendered":"Aureliano is Really Quite Masculine"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>although his solid chin is clear of any hair<\/li>\n<li>with a canine-skin collar<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Big Apple&#8221; cufflinks<\/li>\n<li>dark blue eyes and a beautiful belly<\/li>\n<li>overruled by Judge Maurice<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Aureliano is really quite masculine, <em>although his solid chin is clear of any hair<\/em>, his chest as well. He has <em>dark blue eyes, and a beautiful belly<\/em>button rests in the center of his rock-hard abs. Dancing at my bachelorette party <em>with a canine-skin collar<\/em> around his thick, manly neck, and absolutely nothing else on but Chippendales style faux-cuffs decorated with <em>&#8220;Big Apple&#8221; cufflinks<\/em>, he is\u00a0the very definition of virility.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What the heck,&#8221; I say\u00a0to myself,\u00a0&#8220;I&#8217;m not married yet!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I throw caution and my clothes to the wind and smile enticingly at\u00a0Aureliano. He smiles back, but our tryst is <em>overruled by Judge Maurice<\/em>, which is what Aureliano calls his penis, which refuses to cooperate, if you know what I mean.<\/p>\n<p>I tip him well anyway, to ensure he doesn&#8217;t mention this to my fianc\u00e9 Dirk tomorrow when Aureliano stands beside him as best man at our wedding.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>although his solid chin is clear of any hair with a canine-skin collar &#8220;Big Apple&#8221; cufflinks dark blue eyes and a beautiful belly overruled by Judge Maurice Aureliano is really quite masculine, although his solid chin is clear of any hair, his chest as well. He has dark blue eyes, and a beautiful bellybutton rests [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[197,244,341,279,46,35,182],"class_list":["post-2919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-cautionary-tale","tag-celebration","tag-clothes","tag-dance","tag-genitals","tag-if-you-know-what-i-mean","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2919"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2954,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2919\/revisions\/2954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}