{"id":2913,"date":"2015-05-18T08:11:22","date_gmt":"2015-05-18T12:11:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2913"},"modified":"2015-05-10T17:23:14","modified_gmt":"2015-05-10T21:23:14","slug":"good-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/good-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Morning!"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>we&#8217;re crawling into your bed<\/li>\n<li>with new ice cream flavors like<\/li>\n<li>five men, all Danes<\/li>\n<li>she sank into my uncle&#8217;s arms<\/li>\n<li>In the sea, yes.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Good morning! <em>We&#8217;re crawling into your bed<\/em> to tempt\u00a0you <em>with new ice cream flavors like<\/em>d by many the world over, according to our prognostications. Do not be alarmed! We are <em>five men, all Danes<\/em>, and as everyone knows, Danes are the happiest people on Earth! Just yesterday we visited your neighbor with our new ice cream flavors, and she was so excited she fainted, and in doing so <em>she sank into my uncle&#8217;s arms<\/em>. That gentleman on the left, with the mustache, is my Uncle Hans. He is the one who discovered the new ice cream flavors, and you&#8217;ll never guess where! The recipes for these delicious new ice cream flavors were recorded in the sunken library of Atlantis! <em>In the sea, yes.<\/em> I can tell that you are surprised. But not nearly as surprised as Auntie Birgit\u00a0when Uncle Hans brought home his little waterlogged book of mermaid recipes\u00a0and asked her to make these delicious new ice cream flavors. Which is your favorite?<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>we&#8217;re crawling into your bed with new ice cream flavors like five men, all Danes she sank into my uncle&#8217;s arms In the sea, yes. Good morning! We&#8217;re crawling into your bed to tempt\u00a0you with new ice cream flavors liked by many the world over, according to our prognostications. Do not be alarmed! We are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,342,344],"class_list":["post-2913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-food","tag-uncle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2913"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2924,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2913\/revisions\/2924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}