{"id":2910,"date":"2015-05-20T09:01:27","date_gmt":"2015-05-20T13:01:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2910"},"modified":"2015-05-10T00:01:56","modified_gmt":"2015-05-10T04:01:56","slug":"they-have-no-lawyers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/they-have-no-lawyers\/","title":{"rendered":"They Have No Lawyers"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>they have no lawyers<\/li>\n<li>No wonder she attracts me<\/li>\n<li>to see up close how he builds<\/li>\n<li>nocturnal emissions<\/li>\n<li>examining the dead sailors<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>They have no lawyers<\/em> in this country. Instead, disputes are settled with feats of strength, and with games of chance.<\/p>\n<p>They have no lawyers, but they have judges. Someone must decree the victor, proclaim which is the stronger or luckier man.<\/p>\n<p>Grizelda is a judge. They are all women, the judges in this country, but Grizelda is the only one I know of who is also a prostitute. <em>No wonder she attracts me<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>When presiding, she always spends one night with each man. This allows her <em>to see up close how he builds<\/em> his rationale, and gives her the opportunity to read\u00a0the truth\u00a0in his <em>nocturnal emissions<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Examining the dead sailors<\/em> bobbing next to my lifeboat, I hope Grizelda will take my case.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>they have no lawyers No wonder she attracts me to see up close how he builds nocturnal emissions examining the dead sailors They have no lawyers in this country. Instead, disputes are settled with feats of strength, and with games of chance. They have no lawyers, but they have judges. Someone must decree the victor, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[91,248,264,399],"class_list":["post-2910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-lawyer","tag-prostitute","tag-sailors"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2910"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2912,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2910\/revisions\/2912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}