{"id":2857,"date":"2015-04-20T08:18:05","date_gmt":"2015-04-20T12:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2857"},"modified":"2015-04-14T21:41:24","modified_gmt":"2015-04-15T01:41:24","slug":"whenever-she-talked-about-dieter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/whenever-she-talked-about-dieter\/","title":{"rendered":"Whenever She Talked About Dieter"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>when she found out he was married<\/li>\n<li>exaggerated his size<\/li>\n<li>seating configuration woes<\/li>\n<li>blue-gray vest with silvery buttons.<\/li>\n<li>now have caught up with the Hamburger<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Whenever she talked about\u00a0Dieter, Brittany <em>exaggerated his size<\/em>, both in the financial and genital departments. She planned an elaborate dinner party to introduce him to her entire family.\u00a0But <em>when she found out he was married<\/em>, to some hausfrau\u00a0in Hamburg, the small apartment&#8217;s <em>seating configuration woes<\/em> seemed hardly worth mentioning, at least not in comparison to her vendetta.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;His lies <em>now have caught up with the Hamburger<\/em>, as has the woman he scorned,&#8221; Brittany growled. &#8220;Hell hath no fury, Dieter.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There were\u00a0tears on his <em>blue-gray vest with silvery buttons<\/em>, along with blood and sweat. Brittany had at least never had to exaggerate the size of his wardrobe.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>when she found out he was married exaggerated his size seating configuration woes blue-gray vest with silvery buttons. now have caught up with the Hamburger Whenever she talked about\u00a0Dieter, Brittany exaggerated his size, both in the financial and genital departments. She planned an elaborate dinner party to introduce him to her entire family.\u00a0But when she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[156,249,347,178],"class_list":["post-2857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-blood","tag-lover","tag-romance","tag-vengeance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2857"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2861,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions\/2861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}