{"id":2819,"date":"2015-04-06T08:09:16","date_gmt":"2015-04-06T12:09:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2819"},"modified":"2015-03-12T21:23:37","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T01:23:37","slug":"i-couldnt-help-laughing-at-chet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-couldnt-help-laughing-at-chet\/","title":{"rendered":"I Couldn&#8217;t Help Laughing at Chet"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>he was a full-grown man<\/li>\n<li>tiny clothes that actually fit<\/li>\n<li>drew a revolver from his belt<\/li>\n<li>you rang the eskimo<\/li>\n<li>here at your request<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t help laughing at Chet. <em>He was a full-grown man<\/em> wearing a cowboy costume, <em>tiny clothes that actually fit<\/em> his\u00a0adolescent brother better than they did\u00a0him. Chet <em>drew a revolver from his belt<\/em> (a toy, I hoped) and aimed it at me. &#8220;<em>You rang the eskimo<\/em>&#8216;s\u00a0private number, LuAnne. You&#8217;re the one who ordered up\u00a0a gigolo. You&#8217;re the one who specifically requested chaps and a stetson. I&#8217;m <em>here at your request<\/em>, and I&#8217;ll thank you to stop laughing at me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>he was a full-grown man tiny clothes that actually fit drew a revolver from his belt you rang the eskimo here at your request I couldn&#8217;t help laughing at Chet. He was a full-grown man wearing a cowboy costume, tiny clothes that actually fit his\u00a0adolescent brother better than they did\u00a0him. Chet drew a revolver from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,341,180,182],"class_list":["post-2819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clothes","tag-seduction","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2819"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2821,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819\/revisions\/2821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}