{"id":2818,"date":"2015-04-08T09:08:49","date_gmt":"2015-04-08T13:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2818"},"modified":"2015-03-12T21:17:46","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T01:17:46","slug":"the-assignment-had-me-worried","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-assignment-had-me-worried\/","title":{"rendered":"The Assignment Had Me Worried"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>elements of forbidden sex and lurid mutilations<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/><\/li>\n<li>no idea how much blood<\/li>\n<li>full of glassy accusation<\/li>\n<li>sometimes I get overzealous<\/li>\n<li>never written a vampire story before<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The assignment had me worried about my GPA. I had <em>never written a vampire story before<\/em>, so I had <em>no idea how much blood<\/em> there really was supposed to be, or how blatantly to handle the <em>elements of forbidden sex and lurid mutilations<\/em>. But when I asked Professor Kerensky for some guidance, he glared at me and said, &#8220;These are the very things you are to learn\u00a0by doing this assignment,&#8221; his voice full of diesel fuel and his eyes <em>full of glassy accusation<\/em>. So I kicked him in the shin. When it comes to my GPA, <em>sometimes I get overzealous<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>elements of forbidden sex and lurid mutilations no idea how much blood full of glassy accusation sometimes I get overzealous never written a vampire story before The assignment had me worried about my GPA. I had never written a vampire story before, so I had no idea how much blood there really was supposed to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[209,182,393],"class_list":["post-2818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-professor","tag-sex","tag-vampire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2818"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2820,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2818\/revisions\/2820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}