{"id":2809,"date":"2015-03-23T08:25:30","date_gmt":"2015-03-23T12:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2809"},"modified":"2015-03-09T20:39:27","modified_gmt":"2015-03-10T00:39:27","slug":"mike-was-4000-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/mike-was-4000-feet\/","title":{"rendered":"Mike Was Four Thousand Feet Above the Foothills"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>an organ resembling a heart<\/li>\n<li>a recipe for madness<\/li>\n<li>four thousand feet above the foothills<\/li>\n<li>just a ball of nerves<\/li>\n<li>on the verge of starvation<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Mike was <em>four thousand feet above the foothills<\/em> and <em>on the verge of starvation<\/em> when he finally broke down and ate the yeti carcass, starting with\u00a0<em>an organ resembling a heart<\/em> that in fact was\u00a0<em>just a ball of nerves<\/em> and rudimentary, miniaturized teeth, at which point\u00a0his meal became\u00a0<em>a recipe for madness<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them all in one sentence<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>an organ resembling a heart a recipe for madness four thousand feet above the foothills just a ball of nerves on the verge of starvation Mike was four thousand feet above the foothills and on the verge of starvation when he finally broke down and ate the yeti carcass, starting with\u00a0an organ resembling a heart [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,339,117,342],"class_list":["post-2809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-creature","tag-entrails","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2813,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2809\/revisions\/2813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}