{"id":279,"date":"2012-08-08T08:33:29","date_gmt":"2012-08-08T12:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=279"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:58:57","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:58:57","slug":"oedipus-giggled-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/oedipus-giggled-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Oedipus Giggled"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" title=\"k-avatar\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>sometimes I get overzealous<\/li>\n<li>bouncing a diapered kangaroo on my knee<\/li>\n<li>the bird in the paper bag<\/li>\n<li>Oedipus giggled all the way home<\/li>\n<li>make an asparagus omelet<\/li>\n<li>sleep-taught toilet training<\/li>\n<li>me and my herniated module<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Oedipus giggled all the way home<\/em> from his therapy session, smitten by the idea that all of his troubles were the result of <em>sleep-taught toilet training<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>The bird in the paper bag<\/em> said, &#8220;<em>Sometimes I get overzealous<\/em>,&#8221; and it was true. The bag had nearly filled up with eggs by the time Oedipus reached his house. He planned to <em>make an asparagus omelet<\/em>, but thought it prudent not to inform the bird.<\/p>\n<p>When he opened the door, his jaw and the bag of eggs both hit the floor. There I sat, <em>bouncing a diapered kangaroo on my knee<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Should you be doing that?&#8221; Oedipus asked.<\/p>\n<p>He always worries about <em>me and my herniated module<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sometimes I get overzealous bouncing a diapered kangaroo on my knee the bird in the paper bag Oedipus giggled all the way home make an asparagus omelet sleep-taught toilet training me and my herniated module Oedipus giggled all the way home from his therapy session, smitten by the idea that all of his troubles were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,336,342,349,62],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-bird","tag-food","tag-gonzo","tag-kangaroo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2095,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions\/2095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}