{"id":2783,"date":"2015-03-02T08:19:02","date_gmt":"2015-03-02T13:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2783"},"modified":"2015-02-27T21:36:12","modified_gmt":"2015-02-28T02:36:12","slug":"chauncey-knew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/chauncey-knew\/","title":{"rendered":"Chauncey Knew"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>a great deal of reviewing<\/li>\n<li>He got down with raised eyebrows.<\/li>\n<li>she did not respond to him in a favorable way<\/li>\n<li>for no special reason<\/li>\n<li>proximity to money and power<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Chauncey knew the way to win Myrtle&#8217;s heart was by winning the dance-off at the senior prom. After <em>a great deal of reviewing<\/em> how-to videos on YouTube and practicing in front of the mirror, he was ready. Chauncey&#8217;s rental\u00a0tuxedo was\u00a0a stunning combination of white and gold that some people inexplicably saw as blue and black. At the country club he stood in line with all of the other hopefuls. The music started. <em>He got down with raised eyebrows.<\/em> Despite his sick dance moves and the soulful expressions he threw at Myrtle, <em>she did not respond to him in a favorable way<\/em>. Neither did the judges. They awarded\u00a0the trophy to Mike Phillips <em>for no special reason<\/em> that Chauncey could see, except for the fact that Mike Phillips&#8217;s mother was a senator and the judges were all blinded by his <em>proximity to money and power<\/em>. But not Myrtle. She left the prom the way she arrived, surrounded by a group of indifferent girls dressed all in black.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a great deal of reviewing He got down with raised eyebrows. she did not respond to him in a favorable way for no special reason proximity to money and power Chauncey knew the way to win Myrtle&#8217;s heart was by winning the dance-off at the senior prom. After a great deal of reviewing how-to videos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,244,341,279,155,180],"class_list":["post-2783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-celebration","tag-clothes","tag-dance","tag-politician","tag-seduction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2783"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2786,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2783\/revisions\/2786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}