{"id":2764,"date":"2015-02-25T09:19:48","date_gmt":"2015-02-25T14:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2764"},"modified":"2015-02-03T19:20:56","modified_gmt":"2015-02-04T00:20:56","slug":"our-ship-rocked-and-pitched","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/our-ship-rocked-and-pitched\/","title":{"rendered":"Our Ship Rocked and Pitched"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>our mole-eyed contemporary<\/li>\n<li>is best read in complete silence<\/li>\n<li>pushed the throttles to full power<\/li>\n<li>under the influence of the impending storm<\/li>\n<li>we showed you how to be a gynecologist<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Our ship rocked and pitched <em>under the influence of the impending storm<\/em> as our captain <em>pushed the throttles to full power<\/em> just to hold position and I handed the dinner menu to <em>our mole-eyed contemporary<\/em> who squinted and mumbled (although a list of entrees\u00a0<em>is best read in complete silence<\/em>, as anyone with any manners should know) and you blushed and squirmed as <em>we showed you how to be a gynecologist<\/em>, if you know what we mean.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them all in one sentence!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>our mole-eyed contemporary is best read in complete silence pushed the throttles to full power under the influence of the impending storm we showed you how to be a gynecologist Our ship rocked and pitched under the influence of the impending storm as our captain pushed the throttles to full power just to hold position [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[91,235,180],"class_list":["post-2764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-menu","tag-seduction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2764"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2765,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2764\/revisions\/2765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}