{"id":2756,"date":"2015-02-16T08:06:11","date_gmt":"2015-02-16T13:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2756"},"modified":"2015-02-02T19:24:08","modified_gmt":"2015-02-03T00:24:08","slug":"the-collision-of-the-2-vehicles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-collision-of-the-2-vehicles\/","title":{"rendered":"The Collision of the Two Vehicles"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>some unlikely and very large costars<\/li>\n<li>straighten out those dents<\/li>\n<li>But when medicine isn&#8217;t available<\/li>\n<li>fit for a Gothic melodrama<\/li>\n<li>a gigantic sunflower<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The collision of the two vehicles left<em> a gigantic sunflower<\/em>-shaped bruise on Harriet&#8217;s upper thigh. The only acceptable remedy was ice and a large dose of Vicodin. In Harriet&#8217;s mind even minor inconveniences spun themselves into operatic agonies <em>fit for a Gothic melodrama<\/em> in which she played the gloriously set-upon tragi-romantic heroine.\u00a0She gazed with contempt\u00a0upon the other participants in the unfortunate accident, pouting a bit\u00a0at having to share her time in the spotlight with <em>some unlikely and very large costars<\/em>. Narcotics might make everything better for Harriet, it was true. <em>But when medicine isn&#8217;t available<\/em>, like for instance when the patient is a Volkswagen, Harriet conceded that she would have to find some other way to <em>straighten out those dents<\/em>. A mechanic, perhaps.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>some unlikely and very large costars straighten out those dents But when medicine isn&#8217;t available fit for a Gothic melodrama a gigantic sunflower The collision of the two vehicles left a gigantic sunflower-shaped bruise on Harriet&#8217;s upper thigh. The only acceptable remedy was ice and a large dose of Vicodin. In Harriet&#8217;s mind even minor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[384,385],"class_list":["post-2756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-accident","tag-car"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2756"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2762,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2756\/revisions\/2762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}