{"id":2748,"date":"2015-02-09T08:18:51","date_gmt":"2015-02-09T13:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2748"},"modified":"2015-02-02T19:05:37","modified_gmt":"2015-02-03T00:05:37","slug":"how-much-do-you-drink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/how-much-do-you-drink\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;How Much Do You Drink?&#8221; She Asked."},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>How much do you drink?<\/li>\n<li>on the Indonesian island of Flores<\/li>\n<li>looks pretty cute in his mugshot<\/li>\n<li>vital, sunburnt, carefree<\/li>\n<li>dazed but not seriously injured<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;<em>How much do you drink?<\/em>&#8221; she asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Like\u00a0I&#8217;m on vacation <em>on the Indonesian island of Flores<\/em>,&#8221; he assured.<\/p>\n<p>She eyed him with a smirk. &#8220;You look like a guy who <em>looks pretty cute in his mugshot<\/em>: <em>vital, sunburnt, carefree<\/em>. Like the bar fight you were arrested for left you <em>dazed but not seriously injured<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He shrugged and she admired his lazy smile. &#8220;But in any case, you have the right to remain silent.&#8221; She cuffed his wrists together behind his back. &#8220;I&#8217;ll have to ask the booking officer if I can have a copy of your mugshot to see if I&#8217;m right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How much do you drink? on the Indonesian island of Flores looks pretty cute in his mugshot vital, sunburnt, carefree dazed but not seriously injured &#8220;How much do you drink?&#8221; she asked. &#8220;Like\u00a0I&#8217;m on vacation on the Indonesian island of Flores,&#8221; he assured. She eyed him with a smirk. &#8220;You look like a guy who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[330,91,197,120,332,295,360,347,180],"class_list":["post-2748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-alcohol","tag-bonus-points","tag-cautionary-tale","tag-cop","tag-crime","tag-foreign-lands","tag-police","tag-romance","tag-seduction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2748"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2755,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2748\/revisions\/2755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}