{"id":2689,"date":"2015-01-26T08:01:13","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T13:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2689"},"modified":"2014-12-09T21:30:18","modified_gmt":"2014-12-10T02:30:18","slug":"i-just-returned-from-fashion-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-just-returned-from-fashion-week\/","title":{"rendered":"I Just Returned From Fashion Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the yellow stain on his trousers<\/li>\n<li>Voil\u00e1 un homme!<\/li>\n<li>the old Mediterranean mafia<\/li>\n<li>According to my calculations<\/li>\n<li>Stirner&#8217;s perpetually mocking attitude<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I just returned\u00a0from fashion week, and I&#8217;m thrilled\u00a0to announce\u00a0<em>the old &#8220;Mediterranean mafia<\/em>&#8221; style is pass\u00e9! <em>According to my calculations<\/em> (and Beatrix\u00a0<em>Stirner&#8217;s perpetually mocking attitude<\/em>), the trendiest look for winter\u00a0is, quelle surprise,\u00a0nudity! Before your scandalized boyfriend has to explain <em>the yellow stain on his trousers<\/em>, allow me to clarify. The most stylish women in New York, Paris, and Milan will all be wearing skin-tight jumpsuits with exaggerated male genitalia protruding from the front. It&#8217;s a look that veritably screams &#8220;<em>Voil\u00e1 un homme!<\/em>&#8221; in the chicest possible way.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the yellow stain on his trousers Voil\u00e1 un homme! the old Mediterranean mafia According to my calculations Stirner&#8217;s perpetually mocking attitude I just returned\u00a0from fashion week, and I&#8217;m thrilled\u00a0to announce\u00a0the old &#8220;Mediterranean mafia&#8221; style is pass\u00e9! According to my calculations (and Beatrix\u00a0Stirner&#8217;s perpetually mocking attitude), the trendiest look for winter\u00a0is, quelle surprise,\u00a0nudity! Before your scandalized [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[341,46],"class_list":["post-2689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-clothes","tag-genitals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2689"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2692,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689\/revisions\/2692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}