{"id":2662,"date":"2015-01-12T20:57:51","date_gmt":"2015-01-13T01:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2662"},"modified":"2022-10-21T14:11:24","modified_gmt":"2022-10-21T18:11:24","slug":"the-host-of-my-favorite-music-podcast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-host-of-my-favorite-music-podcast\/","title":{"rendered":"The Host of My Favorite Music Podcast"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>entirely the wrong kind of inflection<\/li>\n<li>turned into wobbly rubber<\/li>\n<li>delicately touched the sleeve<\/li>\n<li>because of technical embargoes<\/li>\n<li>liquor and the jellies<\/li>\n<li>with ice in his voice<\/li>\n<li>only to force cursing<\/li>\n<li>Caesar, the Decembrists, Prince Charlie, Xerxes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The host of my favorite music podcast\u00a0made the announcement <em>with ice in his voice, <\/em>and<em> entirely the wrong kind of inflection<\/em>. Big Jim\u00a0<em>Caesar, the Decembrists, Prince Charlie, Xerxes <\/em>and Lolita, and\u00a0KGI\u00a0would all be playing Bonnaroo this year, but <em>because of technical embargoes<\/em>, <em>Liquor and the Jellies<\/em> (my favorite band), would not. The news seemed designed <em>only to force cursing<\/em> from me, and I complied, letting loose a stream of profanity that did not stop until my neighbor pounded on the wall. My stomach <em>turned to wobbly rubber<\/em> when I\u00a0remembered\u00a0how much I&#8217;d paid for my ticket on Craigslist. I <em>delicately touched the sleeve<\/em> of my kimono to my cheek to blot my tears of disappointment and fury while inwardly I vowed vengeance against the president&#8217;s new War on\u00a0Synthesizers.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>entirely the wrong kind of inflection turned into wobbly rubber delicately touched the sleeve because of technical embargoes liquor and the jellies with ice in his voice only to force cursing Caesar, the Decembrists, Prince Charlie, Xerxes The host of my favorite music podcast\u00a0made the announcement with ice in his voice, and entirely the wrong [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[212,328,341,201,221,178],"class_list":["post-2662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-apocrypha","tag-celebrity","tag-clothes","tag-money","tag-music","tag-vengeance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2662"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8928,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662\/revisions\/8928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}