{"id":2648,"date":"2015-01-05T08:18:51","date_gmt":"2015-01-05T13:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2648"},"modified":"2014-12-06T12:42:12","modified_gmt":"2014-12-06T17:42:12","slug":"this-trip-to-europe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/this-trip-to-europe\/","title":{"rendered":"This Trip to Europe"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>three bogus sailors<\/li>\n<li>the &#8220;terrible danger of touching symbols&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>likes to touch the rancid crust<\/li>\n<li>the spectacle of the guillotine<\/li>\n<li>in the crevices of history<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>This trip to Europe is\u00a0not going well.\u00a0Yolanda\u00a0refuses to heed her parents&#8217;\u00a0lectures about <em>the &#8220;terrible dangers of touching symbols&#8221;<\/em> in foreign countries, and gleefully loses\u00a0herself<em> in the crevices of history<\/em> museums and open air markets. Hours later they find her, marveling at <em>the spectacle of the guillotine<\/em>, or digging through the garbage bin beside the bakery stall. In both cases Yolanda declares that she <em>likes to touch the rancid crust.\u00a0<\/em>The very next day they catch her in the company of <em>three bogus sailors<\/em>, heading into a pub called the Salty Dog. Yolanda&#8217;s parents vow never to take her on vacation again.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>three bogus sailors the &#8220;terrible danger of touching symbols&#8221; likes to touch the rancid crust the spectacle of the guillotine in the crevices of history This trip to Europe is\u00a0not going well.\u00a0Yolanda\u00a0refuses to heed her parents&#8217;\u00a0lectures about the &#8220;terrible dangers of touching symbols&#8221; in foreign countries, and gleefully loses\u00a0herself in the crevices of history museums [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[197,354,342,295,331],"class_list":["post-2648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-cautionary-tale","tag-daughter","tag-food","tag-foreign-lands","tag-parent"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2648"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2675,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2648\/revisions\/2675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}