{"id":263,"date":"2012-08-01T08:50:57","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T12:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=263"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:58:32","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:58:32","slug":"oh-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/oh-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" title=\"k-avatar\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>a paper cup of hot chocolate<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">sat neatly on the back of her neck<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">Allan Goth, the unshutupable<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">Nothing exotic.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">She&#8217;s a trained beautician<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">&#8220;Well, Dr Greenlea,&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">we&#8217;re going to nail Aaron&#8217;s ex-wife<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">The red-haired boy was on his left<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">Oh hell<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">I disagree with this brash fool<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Oh hell<\/em>. Here comes <em>Allan Goth, the unshutupable<\/em>. He&#8217;ll have some screwball order, as usual. &#8220;What&#8217;ll it be today, Al?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Nothing exotic.<\/em> <em>A paper cup of hot chocolate<\/em>, with an olive.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Comin&#8217; right up.&#8221; Weirdo.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And later,&#8221; here he goes, he&#8217;ll talk all night, &#8220;<em>we&#8217;re going to nail Aaron&#8217;s ex-wife<\/em>. <em>She&#8217;s a trained beautician<\/em> if I&#8217;m a kangaroo. Which I&#8217;m not. Jeff should have listened to me and had his nails done at Mario&#8217;s, <em>the red-haired boy was on his left<\/em> and they were really hitting it off. I said he should stay, but he announced &#8216;<em>I disagree with this brash fool<\/em>&#8216; like he has any real sense of his own, I mean Aaron told him never to go near his ex but what do you think he did next?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Well, Dr Greenlea<\/em>, my mom&#8217;s gynecologist, would say &#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Screw that quack. He wasn&#8217;t even there. So Jeff lost a finger, long story short, and Aaron&#8217;s ex just saddled her mare and left. But I don&#8217;t know where she got such an odd saddle. And the horse must be a masochist if she likes it. The saddle she used <em>sat neatly on the back of her neck<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a paper cup of hot chocolate sat neatly on the back of her neck Allan Goth, the unshutupable Nothing exotic. She&#8217;s a trained beautician &#8220;Well, Dr Greenlea,&#8221; we&#8217;re going to nail Aaron&#8217;s ex-wife The red-haired boy was on his left Oh hell I disagree with this brash fool Oh hell. Here comes Allan Goth, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,187,342,76,62],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-doctor","tag-food","tag-horse","tag-kangaroo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2093,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions\/2093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}