{"id":258,"date":"2012-07-30T08:34:51","date_gmt":"2012-07-30T12:34:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=258"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:58:23","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:58:23","slug":"we-finally-reached","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/we-finally-reached\/","title":{"rendered":"We Finally Reached"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" title=\"j-avatar\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>sat around the dwellings<\/li>\n<li>Are you still left-handed?<\/li>\n<li>a desperate plea for sanity<\/li>\n<li>ten mile hike with a full backpack<\/li>\n<li>I became too feeble to move<\/li>\n<li>which inspired the nickname<\/li>\n<li>my fake damn bladder<\/li>\n<li>if the plane crash hadn&#8217;t killed him<\/li>\n<li>going into the lawn care business<\/li>\n<li>that patch of New Mexico soil<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span>We finally reached <em>that patch of New Mexico soil<\/em> we&#8217;d heard so much about. After the <em>ten mile hike with a full backpack<\/em> we endured to reach this place, <em>I became too feeble to move<\/em>, and so <em>sat around the dwellings<\/em> with the others. Our immobility was in response to <em>a desperate plea for sanity<\/em> from our overtaxed muscles. Conversation centered around Bob&#8217;s plan for <em>going into the lawn care business<\/em>, until he looked at me and abruptly asked, &#8220;<em>Are you still left-handed?<\/em>&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I responded in the affirmative <em>which inspired the nickname<\/em> Lefty. Bob was never known for his creativity.<\/p>\n<p>At that point <em>my fake damn bladder<\/em> started acting up and I cursed the day I&#8217;d ever met Bob&#8217;s brother Lou. This was all his fault. <em>If the plane crash hadn&#8217;t killed him<\/em>, I would have done it myself by now.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sat around the dwellings Are you still left-handed? a desperate plea for sanity ten mile hike with a full backpack I became too feeble to move which inspired the nickname my fake damn bladder if the plane crash hadn&#8217;t killed him going into the lawn care business that patch of New Mexico soil We finally [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[24,133],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-brother","tag-naming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2092,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions\/2092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}