{"id":2579,"date":"2014-12-29T08:14:13","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T13:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2579"},"modified":"2014-12-06T12:42:29","modified_gmt":"2014-12-06T17:42:29","slug":"i-hated-working-at-the-strip-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-hated-working-at-the-strip-club\/","title":{"rendered":"I Hated Working At The Strip Club"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>eye contact during a fingerbang<\/li>\n<li>those nicknames were always for in-family use only<\/li>\n<li>The adventure of the Devil\u2019s Thumb<\/li>\n<li>the most hackneyed of subjects<\/li>\n<li>hoping for a glimpse of the glamorous chorus girls<\/li>\n<li>seemed to be by no means diminished<\/li>\n<li>zoo for endangered species<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I hated working at the strip club. I know that&#8217;s just about <em>the most hackneyed of subjects <\/em>imaginable. Sorry. I never would have started dancing there\u00a0if I hadn&#8217;t needed the money so bad. The front row was always full of guys drooling like poachers at a\u00a0<em>zoo for endangered species<\/em>. How much nicer if they&#8217;d act like society gentlemen merely <em>hoping for a glimpse of the glamorous chorus girls<\/em> they&#8217;d heard so much about. There were never any gentlemen at the Devil&#8217;s Thumb, though, just drunks and frat bros who expected you to maintain <em>eye contact during a fingerbang<\/em> in the private room for a lousy tip.<\/p>\n<p><em>The adventure of the Devil&#8217;s Thumb<\/em> was in never knowing when the place would get raided, but the clientele&#8217;s libidos <em>seemed to be by no means diminished<\/em> by threat of arrest.<\/p>\n<p>One night I was on the pole and\u00a0I heard someone shout, &#8220;Hey Boo Boo, check out the tits on Skeeter!&#8221; and I knew I was in for it. <em>Those nicknames were always for in-family use only<\/em>, which meant that a couple of my cousins had just figured out where I was working, and in no time my whole family\u00a0would know. Damn you, Boo Boo!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>eye contact during a fingerbang those nicknames were always for in-family use only The adventure of the Devil\u2019s Thumb the most hackneyed of subjects hoping for a glimpse of the glamorous chorus girls seemed to be by no means diminished zoo for endangered species I hated working at the strip club. I know that&#8217;s just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[197,279,182],"class_list":["post-2579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-cautionary-tale","tag-dance","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2579"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2676,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2579\/revisions\/2676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}