{"id":2560,"date":"2014-12-15T08:24:54","date_gmt":"2014-12-15T13:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2560"},"modified":"2014-11-10T09:04:07","modified_gmt":"2014-11-10T14:04:07","slug":"poet-sir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/poet-sir\/","title":{"rendered":"Poet, Sir?"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Poet, sir?<\/li>\n<li>lie festering in the crowded alleys<\/li>\n<li>inherently disturbing but not gory<\/li>\n<li>a jar of warm sputum<\/li>\n<li>concentrating on my landlady\u2019s cat<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Poet, sir?<\/em> You dare call me a poet? Do I have the look of one who would <em>lie festering in the crowded alleys<\/em> of Paris, drunk and penniless? The insinuation behind your &#8220;casual&#8221; inquiry\u00a0is<em>\u00a0inherently disturbing but not gory<\/em>, much like <em>a jar of warm sputum.\u00a0<\/em>It tells me much about you, this assumption of yours in regards to my occupation. You presume I am <em>concentrating on my landlady&#8217;s cat<\/em> in preparation of writing an ode or a sonnet or &#8212; shudder &#8211; a limerick, when that is not the case at all. I am concentrating on my landlady&#8217;s cat so that I might learn to read his thoughts and gain valuable intelligence about my landlady&#8217;s comings and goings. Good day to you, sir. I say, good day!<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poet, sir? lie festering in the crowded alleys inherently disturbing but not gory a jar of warm sputum concentrating on my landlady\u2019s cat Poet, sir? You dare call me a poet? Do I have the look of one who would lie festering in the crowded alleys of Paris, drunk and penniless? The insinuation behind your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,91,311,188,343,306],"class_list":["post-2560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-bonus-points","tag-cat","tag-limerick","tag-mind-powers","tag-saliva"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2560"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2624,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2560\/revisions\/2624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}