{"id":2505,"date":"2014-11-24T08:14:08","date_gmt":"2014-11-24T13:14:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2505"},"modified":"2014-11-24T09:02:29","modified_gmt":"2014-11-24T14:02:29","slug":"jason-crossed-the-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/jason-crossed-the-restaurant\/","title":{"rendered":"Jason Crossed the Restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>cash prize of $100,000<\/li>\n<li>Is that your usual walk?<\/li>\n<li>if any part of your body is frozen<\/li>\n<li>A little rubbing of the limbs<\/li>\n<li>Jason, what happened?<\/li>\n<li>asking for a dragon of her own<\/li>\n<li>traveling at a furious rate<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Jason\u00a0crossed\u00a0the restaurant, <em>traveling at a furious rate<\/em>. He was shivering.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Jason, what happened?<\/em>&#8221; asked Holly. &#8220;<em>Is that your usual walk?<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Georgia locked me in the walk-in freezer!&#8221; Jason exclaimed.<\/p>\n<p>Holly rolled her eyes and waved her hand dismissively. &#8220;<em>A little rubbing of the limbs<\/em> is all you need <em>if any part of your body is frozen<\/em>.&#8221; She eyed his zipper. &#8220;Is any, er, part of your body frozen, Jason?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t understand!&#8221; Jason snapped. &#8220;Georgia knows about us. Now, thanks to that damn prenup she&#8217;s going to get a <em>cash prize of $100,000<\/em>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your dragon of a lawyer will take care of everything,&#8221; Holly assured.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Georgia&#8217;s already <em>asking for a dragon of her own<\/em>,&#8221; Jason sighed. &#8220;I&#8217;m screwed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cash prize of $100,000 Is that your usual walk? if any part of your body is frozen A little rubbing of the limbs Jason, what happened? asking for a dragon of her own traveling at a furious rate Jason\u00a0crossed\u00a0the restaurant, traveling at a furious rate. He was shivering. &#8220;Jason, what happened?&#8221; asked Holly. &#8220;Is that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[37,197,308,248,249,201,347],"class_list":["post-2505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-boyfriend","tag-cautionary-tale","tag-dragon","tag-lawyer","tag-lover","tag-money","tag-romance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2505"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2639,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505\/revisions\/2639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}