{"id":2499,"date":"2014-11-17T08:13:41","date_gmt":"2014-11-17T13:13:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2499"},"modified":"2014-11-10T09:03:22","modified_gmt":"2014-11-10T14:03:22","slug":"speaking-on-behalf-of-all-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/speaking-on-behalf-of-all-women\/","title":{"rendered":"Speaking On Behalf Of All Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>speaking on behalf of all women<\/li>\n<li>call out for a cessation of hostilities<\/li>\n<li>bubble of hot poison in your loins<\/li>\n<li>drinking a glass of cold grog<\/li>\n<li>unless she herself was at the fairgrounds<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Speaking on behalf of all women<\/em>, we <em>call out for a cessation of hostilities<\/em> between the sexes. Men, when you feel the <em>bubble of hot poison in your loins<\/em> that some might call misogyny, we suggest you grab a brew from the fridge. <em>Drinking a glass of cold grog<\/em> will surely be more satisfying than berating your wife or girlfriend. <em>Unless she herself was at the fairgrounds<\/em> when the shit went down, in which case, do whatever man. That fairground shit was intense.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>speaking on behalf of all women call out for a cessation of hostilities bubble of hot poison in your loins drinking a glass of cold grog unless she herself was at the fairgrounds Speaking on behalf of all women, we call out for a cessation of hostilities between the sexes. Men, when you feel the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,342],"class_list":["post-2499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2499"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2623,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2499\/revisions\/2623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}