{"id":2493,"date":"2014-11-10T08:29:33","date_gmt":"2014-11-10T13:29:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2493"},"modified":"2014-11-10T09:02:43","modified_gmt":"2014-11-10T14:02:43","slug":"to-the-flock-of-gentle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/to-the-flock-of-gentle\/","title":{"rendered":"To The Flock Of Gentle Churchgoers"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>her sundress was a mass of wrinkles<\/li>\n<li>inherited my family\u2019s trime-traveling gene<\/li>\n<li>ripping my trousers, cutting my leg<\/li>\n<li>She spread out all her fingers<\/li>\n<li>\u201cThe hunchback must be mad too,\u201d said the Curate.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>To the flock of gentle churchgoers it must have seemed that Germaine and I appeared out of nowhere. There they were, listening to a sermon, when suddenly there we were, fornicating on the floor in front of the altar. It&#8217;s all on account of the fact that I <em>inherited my family&#8217;s time-traveling gene<\/em>. When we started, you see, the church had yet to be built.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as we realized we had an audience, we stopped what we were doing. Germaine tried to cover herself, but <em>her sundress was a mass of wrinkles<\/em>. <em>She spread out all her fingers<\/em> to cover her naughty bits as best she could, <em>ripping my trousers, cutting my leg<\/em> in the process. The position we were trying out was called The Hunchback and it was rather complicated.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m so mad at this interruption, Rufus!&#8221; cried Germaine.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;The Hunchback must be mad too,&#8221; said the Curate.<\/em>\u00a0He winked at us.<\/p>\n<p>Who told him what it was called?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>her sundress was a mass of wrinkles inherited my family\u2019s trime-traveling gene ripping my trousers, cutting my leg She spread out all her fingers \u201cThe hunchback must be mad too,\u201d said the Curate. To the flock of gentle churchgoers it must have seemed that Germaine and I appeared out of nowhere. There they were, listening [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[341,271,182],"class_list":["post-2493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-clothes","tag-scifi","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2493"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2622,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2493\/revisions\/2622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}