{"id":2488,"date":"2014-11-05T08:44:18","date_gmt":"2014-11-05T13:44:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2488"},"modified":"2014-10-01T19:48:05","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T23:48:05","slug":"i-have-to-admit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-have-to-admit\/","title":{"rendered":"I Have to Admit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201cBingo.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>in the days of my youth<\/li>\n<li>rather enjoyed my liaison with Francis<\/li>\n<li>at a local coffee shop<\/li>\n<li>shot him in the mouth<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;I have to admit that I\u00a0<em>rather enjoyed my liaison with Francis at a local coffee shop<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you didn&#8217;t admit it, I&#8217;d drag it out of you. I haven&#8217;t seen a smile like that on your face since we went on that robbery spree\u00a0<em>in the days of my youth<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That was fun, too. Francis needn&#8217;t know about any of that, of course.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Bingo.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Especially the jewelry store. That one wasn&#8217;t as much fun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The security guard ruined the whole thing. That&#8217;s why you\u00a0<em>shot him in the mouth<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;With a squirt gun! You always leave that part out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And you always leave out that it wasn&#8217;t filled with water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cBingo.\u201d in the days of my youth rather enjoyed my liaison with Francis at a local coffee shop shot him in the mouth &#8220;I have to admit that I\u00a0rather enjoyed my liaison with Francis at a local coffee shop.&#8221; &#8220;If you didn&#8217;t admit it, I&#8217;d drag it out of you. I haven&#8217;t seen a smile [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[39,332,119],"class_list":["post-2488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-coffee","tag-crime","tag-gun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2488"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2492,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488\/revisions\/2492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}