{"id":2443,"date":"2014-09-10T08:19:29","date_gmt":"2014-09-10T12:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2443"},"modified":"2014-09-08T14:20:00","modified_gmt":"2014-09-08T18:20:00","slug":"sit-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/sit-down\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Sit Down&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>a place of our own<\/li>\n<li>make you an ass whooper<\/li>\n<li>would so love a bookcase<\/li>\n<li>do some jump rope<\/li>\n<li>gorgeous cookies<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Sit down, and I&#8217;ll <em>make you an ass whooper<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thanks! Those are the most <em>gorgeous cookies<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But they&#8217;re fattening.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, I&#8217;ll <em>do some jump rope<\/em> later.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Things like this are so much easier here than back at the apartment.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s wonderful to have <em>a place of our own<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;ll be even better when we get some furniture. I <em>would so love a bookcase<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The sofa will do for now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a place of our own make you an ass whooper would so love a bookcase do some jump rope gorgeous cookies &#8220;Sit down, and I&#8217;ll make you an ass whooper.&#8221; &#8220;Thanks! Those are the most gorgeous cookies.&#8221; &#8220;But they&#8217;re fattening.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;ll do some jump rope later.&#8221; &#8220;Things like this are so much easier here [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[342,367],"class_list":["post-2443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-food","tag-furniture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2443"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2444,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2443\/revisions\/2444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}