{"id":2440,"date":"2014-10-27T08:23:46","date_gmt":"2014-10-27T12:23:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2440"},"modified":"2014-09-08T12:52:03","modified_gmt":"2014-09-08T16:52:03","slug":"good-evening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/good-evening\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Good Evening&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>red micro-fleece pajamas<\/li>\n<li>no one could touch me, not even myself!<\/li>\n<li>Prime Minister&#8217;s Question Time<\/li>\n<li>you want them to smell<\/li>\n<li>competitive sort of interaction<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Good evening and welcome to <em>Prime Minister&#8217;s Question Time<\/em>. I&#8217;m your host, Margaret Thatcher. The first question tonight comes from Rune Skelley who tweets, &#8220;Prime Minister, I&#8217;m in the market for a quality pair of <em>red micro-fleece pajamas<\/em>. What should I look for when shopping?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, Rune Skelley, the most important thing is that <em>you want them to smell<\/em> new, and not as if they had been worn during any <em>competitive sort of interaction<\/em> with a member of the opposite sex. I&#8217;m sure you understand what I&#8217;m alluding to. I myself used to own a pair of Union Jack micro-fleece pajamas and eventually, after many long nights in Parliament, they smelled so badly that <em>no one could touch me, not even myself!<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>red micro-fleece pajamas no one could touch me, not even myself! Prime Minister&#8217;s Question Time you want them to smell competitive sort of interaction &#8220;Good evening and welcome to Prime Minister&#8217;s Question Time. I&#8217;m your host, Margaret Thatcher. The first question tonight comes from Rune Skelley who tweets, &#8220;Prime Minister, I&#8217;m in the market for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[328,35,155,182],"class_list":["post-2440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-celebrity","tag-if-you-know-what-i-mean","tag-politician","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2440"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2440\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2441,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2440\/revisions\/2441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}