{"id":2435,"date":"2014-10-13T08:12:37","date_gmt":"2014-10-13T12:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2435"},"modified":"2014-09-08T12:18:06","modified_gmt":"2014-09-08T16:18:06","slug":"i-aint-no-mau-mau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-aint-no-mau-mau\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I Ain&#8217;t No Mau-Mau&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>I ain&#8217;t no Mau-mau<\/li>\n<li>said the flabbergasted writer<\/li>\n<li>breast of alligator<\/li>\n<li>inflection the echo of the heady times<\/li>\n<li>actor-robots never panic<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;<em>I ain&#8217;t no Mau-mau<\/em>,&#8221; <em>said the flabbergasted writer<\/em> as she declined the <em>breast of alligator<\/em> proffered by the mute servant. Even to her own ear her voice had a tremulous <em>inflection, the echo of heady times<\/em> sweeping the tropical capital where she was currently on assignment.<\/p>\n<p>The prime minister was making an elaborate toast which the translator translated as &#8220;<em>actor-robots never panic<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The writer blinked in confusion.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order!<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ain&#8217;t no Mau-mau said the flabbergasted writer breast of alligator inflection the echo of the heady times actor-robots never panic &#8220;I ain&#8217;t no Mau-mau,&#8221; said the flabbergasted writer as she declined the breast of alligator proffered by the mute servant. Even to her own ear her voice had a tremulous inflection, the echo of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,342,155],"class_list":["post-2435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-food","tag-politician"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2435"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2437,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435\/revisions\/2437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}