{"id":2431,"date":"2014-09-29T08:11:34","date_gmt":"2014-09-29T12:11:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2431"},"modified":"2014-09-08T12:00:03","modified_gmt":"2014-09-08T16:00:03","slug":"you-really-should-make-an-effort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/you-really-should-make-an-effort\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;You Really Should Make An Effort&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>be sensitive to electrical fields<\/li>\n<li>umbilical cord. It included<\/li>\n<li>brought them succulent branches<\/li>\n<li>once was plowed<\/li>\n<li>I predict a lot of insomnia<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;You really should make an effort to <em>be sensitive to electrical fields<\/em>,&#8221; my mother once said. &#8220;Their feelings are easily hurt.&#8221; So I made every effort when a couple of them moved in next door. I did some research into their customs and then prepared a gift basket tied up with a ribbon the exact color of an <em>umbilical cord. It included<\/em> many homemade goodies. The next day I <em>brought them succulent branches<\/em> of coca leaves from the field near our street that <em>once was plowed<\/em>, but has now been taken over by a drug cartel. <em>I predict a lot of insomnia<\/em> if they eat the leaves.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order!<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>be sensitive to electrical fields umbilical cord. It included brought them succulent branches once was plowed I predict a lot of insomnia &#8220;You really should make an effort to be sensitive to electrical fields,&#8221; my mother once said. &#8220;Their feelings are easily hurt.&#8221; So I made every effort when a couple of them moved in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,342,349],"class_list":["post-2431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-food","tag-gonzo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2432,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431\/revisions\/2432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}